Friday, September 21, 2012

~This Week's~ErMG! Moments~

Let's get this party started...

ErMG!...What is it! Barf Bag,Lunch Bag or Purse?

This just in... Jil Sanders 2012 Menswear Collection of a Brown Paper Bag(Vasari Purse) in leather for men at $630.

& Women's Brown Paper Bag coming in around $290.Just so you know_this bag is actually made of brown paper which has been laminated with a protective coating, stitched in brown thread at the sides with holes for ventilation_(wouldn't want your Sammie to go bad from need of air).

Extra!Extra! Both Bags are snapped up quickly in retail stores.

Extra!Extra!Extra! Craft Project for Weekend..making a batch from my extra brown paper bags from the Grocery Store_they'll be ready MONDAY_will that be Paper or Plastic PLUS_I'll throw in

ErMG!...a pair of these strings at no Extra cost...

Pure hand woven Limited Edition Mr.Kennedy 19K Silver or Gold Shoelaces _24 CARAT GOLD LACES X 2 - $19,000_ LIMITED TO 10 UNITS
                 WHEN YOU PURCHASE A PAIR OF GOLD LACES,
                                 THEY WILL BE DELIVERED BY SECURITY AND
                                                 LACED FOR YOU ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

My Deal sounds pretty good_Right?

ErMG!...I was pretty upset that an Official Sign would have a misspelled word since I'm such a History Buff...look closely!

Hint:State of Mind "Histerical" Committee

ErMG!...Fashion Perfection!Carmen Dell'Orefice!This is what 82 yrs young looks like...

Front Row at Chado Ralph Rucci Spring Show 2013

Red Dress Collection 2005
NY Fashion Week Spring 2013_last week_ was graced with this beautiful 82 year old creature walking two Runway Shows and bonding with Olympian Ryan Lochte.Carmen Dell'Orefice has such grace and style...when I grow up I want to be just like her! View a Photographic Retrospective 2011-2012 Exhibition:
http://www.fashionspacegallery.com/exhibition/past/carmen/

ErMG!...Here's A Healthy tip...

Indulge in that slab of Ribs or a greasy Cheeseburger with 2 patties+Bacon & Fries(YUM),Fried this or that thingie,slathered in Butter_just drink one of these_Evamor_ for instant relief!

Okay,so I'm watching Big Brother on TV_pushed the mute button(commercial time) & this comes on...people eating all kinds of stuff _using "waterboarding" techniques_downing a couple bottles of Evamor!

Had to unmute to check it out! It peaked my curiosity as I worked in RX/Hospital Sales for many yrs,selling Prilosec/help launch Nexium for GERD aka (heartburn).So,now you can drink a bottle of water that relieves heartburn?

Evamor Natural Artesian Water - rare alkaline source - is different. It boasts natural alkalinity (8.8 on the pH scale) than can help to reduce overall dietary acid and the symptoms it can cause.

We'll see how long the FDA will :APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!

ErMG!...Public Service Announcement..Firestarter!

I don't often give out information like this_BUT,when I do....

For people that recycle_Toilet Paper Rolls +Dryer Lint= Firestarters for Fireplaces,Woodburning Cookstoves like this one here on my Farm:

Aaron's Hilltop Farm_in my Breakfast Room a 1900's Montag Stove Works_heats up to 500 degrees!

Hint:It's a GOOD THING to clean your Dryer often of lint _so it will NOT turn into a FIRESTARTER!

ErMG!... And Another Hint From Heloise...Car Odor?

BASIL
Read here: http://www.stylelist.com/2012/09/17/how-to-remove-car-odors-with-basil_n_1890532.html

ErMG!...What no POPCORN at the theater?Say it isn't so...
Severe drought in the Midwest will cause A Popcorn Shortage in a Movie Theater near you!
Triple digit temperatures,weeks without rain have withered soybeans,grain and popcorn crops.
Scarcity + Shortage has caused retail and wholesale prices to jump.Cost is going up!

The Popcorn Board(YES,there is one!),a non-profit organization funded by U.S. popcorn processors, said Americans munch 16 billion quarts of popped popcorn a year. Most of the popcorn consumed throughout the World is grown in the United States. Americans consume more popcorn than the citizens of any other country, according to The Popcorn Board.

Breaking News!_Here at Aaron's Hilltop Farm we will be harvesting our Field of Corn this weekend along with making Crafty Brown Paper Bag purses!Busy Weekend!

ErMG!...Another Popcorn Story!

Colorado Man Wins $7 Million in ‘Popcorn Lung’ Lawsuit...After eating 2 -3 bags per day of Microwave Popcorn for 10 years_Watson developed "Popcorn Lung"from inhaling fumes from the buttery flavoring.

Yes,that's the same story_when hundreds of employees of popcorn factories sued for Popcorn Lung related to diacetyl(ARTIFICIAL BUTTER FLAVORINGS) exposure--some winning settlements as large as $34 million_Watson was the first consumer to take action.!

http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/popcorn-lung-could-favorite-snack-dangerous-170500069.html

Dang...Just not a good Thing to be a Popcorn kernel this week!

ErMG!...Tasteful Movie...maybe?

Soooooooo,being the Adventurous Movie Buff that I am!..I checked this one out! I'm thinking this title has got to have a meaning,right? Well, it does_a very tasteful meaning(no pun intended here)_BUT,be careful on following up with one's curiosities_sometimes you might get a Tasty answer that's been around since the Victorian Era!

ErMG!...Speaking of which_Did you know?

I love Jeopardy & Who Wants to be a Millionaire!_Q & A,Baby!

So,I'm watching WWto be ..M$_Question:

"Bizarrely,which of these products was advertised for several decades as a feminine hygiene product?"

A.Pledge_ B.Lysol_ C.Comet_ D.Pine Sol...

Ding,Ding,Ding Answer: B.LYSOL!

From the 1920's to the 60's Lysol_yes the one you clean your toilet bowl with_ads suggested that women use the cleaner as a douche fluid for everyday cleaning, and even as a form of birth control for use directly after sex to kill the little swimmers...Not a good day for Swimmers!

Lysol ErMG!Moment ..This Week's Winner...For The Golden Arches Award!!!!

ErMG!....I'm thinkin'.. I need to put this Hug Jacket on after Lysol...

"Hug Me Jacket"(price $1,120)

WTH?...Guess,I'll be Sewing,Popcorning,Toilet Paper Linting,Heartburning,Writing Histerically,Lacing Gold & Brown Bagging it All Weekend! Think I'll pass on Tipping The Velvet & Lysoling...But I can Dream of being Carmen Dell'Orefice...

~Here's Looking At You.......

The Sage Book Whisperer~

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~My Favorite Poem/Sayings~

Desiderata GO PLACIDLY amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy. By Max Ehrmann © 1927 Original text

MENTAL-LOCITY

This I know for SURE~ America is in a ~ State of LOST MENTAL-LOCITY~ Suffering from the After-Effects of the past 4 years and the ever present Pandemic. It has becomes evident that these LOST characteristic of a solid Mental State no longer exist as ~WE THE PEOPLE~ once knew in our Daily Lives! The habitual or characteristic mental attitude that ONCE determined how you'd interpret and respond to situations is LOST! ~Mental Health ~classified as cognitive processes and contents aka mentality; mind-set; mindset; outlook....LOST! The Hypernyms of which means "mentality" is a kind of...attitude; mental attitude _a complex mental state involving beliefs and feelings and values and dispositions to act in certain ways (1-6-2021).. LOST! It has all become a Big Lie. ~PARADISE IS LOST~ by English poet John Milton (1608–1674) explains it well...."in the capital city of Hell, "Satan" employs his rhetorical skill to organize his followers"...when Satan returns triumphantly to Hell, amid the Praise of his fellow fallen angels. He tells them about how their scheme worked and Mankind has fallen, giving them complete dominion over Paradise. As he finishes his speech, however, the fallen angels around him become hideous Snakes, and soon enough, Satan himself turns into a Snake, deprived of limbs and Unable to TALK (YES). Thus, they share the same punishment, as they shared the same guilt." WHEN WILL PARADISE be REGAINED????

The Sage Book Whisperer