Thursday, August 20, 2015

Xtra!Xtra! Troops on Standby As "Blue Bell Ice Cream War" Escalates!!!


UNLESS,You've been under a rock somewhere or live in some of the other foreign States of America (except my Beloved New Hampshire) or other parts of the World ~WORD-Up ~The Nightmare is nearing the end.
Blue Bell Fans after four months of a recall linked to a listeria outbreak,seeing BB yanked off the shelves,totally disappearing,
months filled with speculation_Blue Bell will be returning to a SELECT FEW STORES starting August 31st! 
                                        Get Outta Here!
    (LOOK AT THE COW'S EXPRESSION AS THE MAN W/PAIL "VOMITUS")

BUT,Here's The Deal: There’s a five-phase plan to bring Blue Bell to 15 states:
Phase One: Brenham, Houston and Austin, Texas, areas, as well as parts of Alabama, (Birmingham and Montgomery) where the product is being made, starting Aug. 31.
Phase Two: North central Texas and southern Oklahoma
Phase Three: Southwest Texas and central Oklahoma
Phase Four: The majority of Texas and southern Louisiana.
Phase Five: Complete the states of Alabama, Oklahoma and Texas and begin distribution in Arkansas, Florida, northern Louisiana and Mississippi. This phase will also include only parts of the following states: Georgia, Kentucky, Missouri, New Mexico, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Virginia.
There aren’t any specific dates set for phases two through five. The timing of each phase will depend on product availability and when Blue Bell can properly service the customers in an area. 

"THIS WILL BE A BLUE BELL WAR ZONE"!
There are a few things that a true Texan will forgive & forget_And,if you're one of our own,YOU WILL GET A SECOND CHANCE! Blue Bell Creameries opened it's doors in 1907 in Brenham ,Texas.Had a clean record of producing products that are eaten from "Cradle to Grave"since 1907...108 years of a clean record!
            They knew they were on to something back then!

 http://www.bluebell.com/
"OTHER" Brands_Breyers,Blue Bunny,Dreyer's,etc.. jumped on the "bandwagon" to kick our Beloved BB while they were down.They advertised heavily on TV & in Print_ some of these brands I'd never heard of_we waited for our "OWN".But,there will be those that don't come back_Good-Riddance,NOT true Texans! Peach Cobbler without Blue Bell Ice Cream ...just Ain't Right! 
My Girls hooked me up for my "Jamaica Mon Birthday Partee" (2013).
http://sagebookwhisperer.blogspot.com/2013/05/yeahmon-partee-moments.html 
While we know it won't be_
         "STRAIGHT OUTTA BRENHAM" YET**
                          & NOT from HIM 

We will be "Straight Outta Our Damn Minds" here in Texas when it arrives in stores! I can see it all now...Police guarding the Ice Cream Aisle in Grocery Stores,Yellow Police Tape,Open Carry Gunners walking in "bullying" folks when they load their shopping baskets with 20_1/2 gallon containers of BB,some CRAY-CRAY Women or Man saying_"Oh,No You Didn't"...it's on...Drive by's,Troops are called in, Ted Cruz this Ain't Your Tea Party,it's All About Ice Cream_go away,Trump will give his take on it_"Let's Build a Wall Around these Counties with Blue Bell,no Women Allowed",FOX News will EXAGGERATE some Conspiracy Theory ,Major News Stations NBC,CBS,ABC will send their Anchors to cover the "LIVE ACTION",the BBC will produce an Educational Documentary on"The Crazy Texans Blue Bell Ice Cream War",signs will say "BLUE BELL LIVES MATTER"while dodging a Beat down from the Po-Po,people screaming_"It's Obama's Fault",Monsanto will offer help(ErMG,OMG!)....it's gonna be BAD!  
**In recent weeks Blue Bell had its Alabama plant cleared by state health officials to return to production. The move allowed the company to recall workers and begin making ice cream again for the first time in nearly four months.

This Fella offers some advice on BB around 1:09 sec.

And to all our Guest in to cover the Story _BEWARE...

We want to see this in STORES NOW...




                     Nail Matchy,Matchy...that's how we roll!



NOT THIS...
                                "Don't Mess With Texas"
On a Personal Note,I'm just waiting for this...
Purchased 4 of these puppies last Christmas_shared one only! 
Peppermint Bark Blue Bell Ice Cream around November,look for it!

                "BREAKING NEWS"!!!!!!!!! 
THIS JUST IN_EXCLUSIVE ONLY FOR THE SAGE BOOK WHISPERER READERS_"BLUE BELL WILL SEND  BACKUPS_TO AVERT ESCALATION OF BLUE BELL ICE CREAM WARS"!!!!!!!

   Atta Boy! All is Calm in Texas,once again..
                             ~NOT~ 
When BB arrives,remember this Folks_

                   Y'all Come Back Now!

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